I cannot and do not take credit for any of these. Some were made up by Robin Arthur, I think. Or just passed on by her to me. One came on a greeting card--one of my all time favorites. One is a certainly familiar. They are all coffee mug worthy, t-shirt worthy, and yes, greeting card worthy. Enjoy.
I don't give a rat's ass. (a classic, really)
Bitch fever.
On the bus to crazy town.
Better living through liquor.
Fuck off you fucking fucker!(this was the greeting card. This was ALL it said. I still have it, and will NEVER throw it away. Scratch your heads in wonder, but I've never laughed so hard in my life.)
If I think of any more I'll certainly post them.
My favorites:
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sweating like a whore in church
hot as a crotch
(By the way, Ginnie was laughing so hard at your email tonight I thought she might have an asthma attack. HILARIOUS!!!!)
I almost forgot one from my touring days at Theatre IV! Actors all cooped up in a van for miles and miles, resulting in :
ReplyDelete"I am sick of smelling ass!"
Robyn, I love these! Thanks!
From my old friend Jessie: Kiss my ass and call it a love story.
ReplyDeleteJanine: LOVE it!
ReplyDeletei've always been fond of "fuck me up the goat ass"
ReplyDeleteDerek you are a delicate flower.
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